YOUR NEW HOME AWAITS YOU

At Gallivant Inc. Property Management, we believe

a home is not where you live

—it’s where you are kept.

Our curated units are designed to satisfy your need

to comply with mandatory requirements

—each essential to the demonstration

of unwavering loyalty to

the One True God.

The Efficiency Monitoring House

Amenities

44th & Chestnut
Apartments are 1 Bdrm / 1 Bath - 425 sq ft.

These cozy yet observational units feature right angles, modest amenities, and continuous support from our embedded psychological infrastructure. The moment you enter, your new bachelor pad begins gently reconditioning you for optimal compliance.

44th & Chestnut currently has 1 unit available.
Apply today and you could become neighbors in compliance with:

Jim Smith - Apartment A
Brandi - Apartment B
David J. “Tito” Roach - Apartment C
Brian Marcosa - Apartment D

  • We believe in saving out planet, making efficient use of older materials instead of making more waste. Our fixtures are sustainably sourced and historically significant.
    For example our showers and faucets are repurposed from German WWII facilities—remodeled for modern guilt hygiene.

  • 24/7 multi-angle recording with internal reflection mirroring for your safety, and ours.

  • Each of our Units comes with a complimentary two-way monitoring screen.

Fully Assimilated Condos

Amenities

17th & South
Each Condo has 20 Beds / 1 Bath ~ 850 sq ft.

Experience state-of-the-art residential containment for tenants who have fully surrendered to the illusion of affluent living.
Each condo offers the perfect blend of status signaling and total submission, allowing you to feel exceptional while remaining indistinguishable in the community.

Fully Assimilated Condos has many openings available. Flexible & affordable rent payments are split evenly among compliant roommates.

Apply today for your 1/50th share!

  • Issued upon arrival. Tailored for neutrality, ease of folding, and dream-cohesive sleep posture. Available in Gray (Ash), Gray (Dust), and Gray.

    A Lightweight, one-size-fits-all, Pyramid hat aerodynamically approved for ideological alignment. Required during courtyard silence hours and all meals.

    • 1 ID card with your assigned designation

    • 3 Silence Coupons

    • 1 Tube of Forgiveness Paste™

    • Pre-notarized confession forms

  • Each condo comes complimentary with our Worship Integrated Full Immersion networking package.
    Enjoy seamless thought synchronization, emotional telemetry tracking, and uninterrupted exposure to Gallivant-curated spiritual content.