Can you at least wait to apologize until your mouth is empty?
Its not helping you sell the sincerity.

Happy Birthday, Grandma … I guess.

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Submitted by Heidi Greene - Designer, Pica Stress

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Grandma.
I feel like I owe you an apology
I may owe you an explanation
But maybe I should wait
until after I eat this last leg.

(burp)

Now what was I saying, oh yeah that's right
I'm sorry I ate your dog last night
It was an honest mistake
I thought he was cake.